Reddit kicked 2014 off with a crazy AMA (Ask Me Anything) with an anonymous man with diphallia. Diphallia is a rare medical condition in which a male is born with two fully-functioning penises.
“I’m the guy with 2 penises,” DoubleDickDude (probably not his legal name) wrote at the top of his explicitly informative January 2nd AMA post. “Both are 100% functional. It is Diphallia, not an absorbed twin. It’s not genetic or inherited. I am bisexual and in a committed relationship with a man and a woman.” (If you want to see the photos he provided, they are obviously NSFW. Here it is flaccid and erect)
For hours Redditors asked DoubleDickDude serious and pervy questions alike, resulting in one of Reddit’s most fascinating Q&A sessions ever. Here are some of the highlights:
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do you know if this was a genetic mutation or a developmental abnormality? Also, does having both penises stimulated at the same time feel better than a single one being stimulated?
its congenital and its from some crazy shit going on during development in the womb. my mom had some difficulties leading up to me being born and they noticed something was up with the ultrasound but not clearly till i came out with two dicks.
stimulation of both at the same time feels good, but better when they are being sucked or are inside someone. jerking them at the same time just feels like jerking… too hard. i usually just jerk the right one.
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Medical professional here with some questions. Have you had urological studies done to see how your urethra drains into both penises and if you have any other duplication of internal organs(like your prostate)?
Did they offer any sort of explanation as to the embryological cause of it?
had one issue in my teens. the Y intersection where my urethra splits into two had some tension issues and was ballooning until the pressure was enough to force the urine up and out. So they did some minor surgery and used catheters to stretch and open up the Y some. no problems since. one prostate, but it’s bigger than average and it produces more seminal fluid than most, so at least once a week or so it has to be squeezed when i orgasm to release all the fluid. as for the how? i don’t know all the details, they told my mom that it could have been a lot worse and that i was rarer than boys who were on record. my mom refused a lot of tests and studies. she didn’t want me feeling like a freak growing up and told me i was special since i had two and everyone else had one. 😉
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Are there any possible complications you have to watch for?
My prostate gets inflamed if I don’t ejaculate enough. I’m probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when I cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. Otherwise it feels bloated and painful.
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Do they both hang to one side of your pants, or do they split the seam?
when i go commando, which is almost always except in winter, they take their own sides. the seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive.
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Do you shower at the Y or wait until you get home? How do you deal with the triple takes? I’m assuming you get stares and not just sneak-a-peaks.
I generally avoid public bathrooms and if I do use one i try to use the stall and not a wall urinal. There’ve been times where I’ve had to use the urinal and because i have one muscle that controls my piss, it lets the stream flow out both my dicks. so unless i pinch off one of them it comes out both and that doesnt feel good. So I have to take both out to pee. Yeah Ive gotten stares and even had a few guys at various times go HOLY SHIT.
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Serious question – when you pee, do you pee from both? I imagine that would get tricky at times.
yup and its not tricky, ive pee’d from both all my life. 😉
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Can one be hard and the other not?
always starts that way. left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I’m horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they’ve both been equally rock hard.
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What’s it like having both of them in the same hole?
snug? 😉 Its nice. i like hearing the moaning from the person I’m squeezed inside of.
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How do women react when they find out?
varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little. Lol
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Ever gotten a blowjob from two girls/man at the same time?
Yep
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Do you alternate penis’ when you’re masturbating?
LOL I have, and I can, but usually just jerk the right one. The left one gets caught up in the mayhem sometimes, but either way he gets off too. lol
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Have you ever considered a career in porn? Serious question.
Yes I did, a few years ago. But decided against it. its one thing to be unique its another thing to be a novelty. i’d only be popular for so long and then i’d just be another blip in the hiccup of the porn business. the pay is shit from what ive seen and I don’t need money, I’m comfortable now. Besides, i can’t figure a value for my dignity. the only reason I let photos out is because i thought people might like to know, at least one guy with two normal dicks exists. all the others are pretty scary looking and i feel for them.
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So tell me, what’s it like having a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time? Any awkwardness between the three of you?
Actually no awkardness. They were a couple before they mutually started dating me. She is straight, and he is bisexual and discovered he was when after four months of them both knowing me, they found out about my cocks. It clicked and we’ve been together since.
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Have you ever considered getting one removed?
in my mid teens. Yeah. Now, hell no.
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Do you have a favorite?
Yes. the right one. The left one has a grudge against me for it too. Lol
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