If you’re like me (and millions of other people), you probably spend a lot of time on Twitter and half the time, you’re probably wondering (like me again) why you follow about two-thirds of the people you follow because they:
(1) Say horribly inappropriate things that make you question if they’re trolling or insane
(2) Always want to argue with you about everything, just because, or
(3) Interject themselves into every conversation you’re having because they absolutely have to have something to say about everything.
So after you unfollow those clowns (or mute them, which is far more fun because they’ll forever wonder why you’re not responding to the tweets they’re sending you), add some joy and laughter to your life by following these funny women.
Note: I wanted to stay away from “celebrity funny people” because following Anna Kendrick and Sarah Silverman is obvious. Also, you should also follow my friend Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) because she’s a horrible cook and an awesome person.
Li’l Edie Pentland (@JennyPentland)
There is a surprising lack of dinner recipes using popcorn as the main ingredient.
— Li’l Edie Pentland (@JennyPentland) October 19, 2015
Maura Quint (@behindyourback)
My level of American-ness falls in that sweet spot between “is aware there is a Canadian election today” and “doesn’t really care about it.”
— maura quint (@behindyourback) October 19, 2015
Studious Emma (@ermahgarton)
Catch me up in the club bumpin to some tunes and checking Twitter in the corner
— studious emma (@ermahgarton) October 10, 2015
Ali Garfinkel (@aligarchy)
the proclaimers sang they’d walk 1000 miles to be w someone meanwhile if I have to uber more than 4 im like yiiiikes this isnt going to work
— Ali Garfinkel (@aligarchy) October 11, 2015
Scary VanderWerf (@shariv67)
I was bitten by a radioactive CrossFit enthusiast, and now I have the power to bore people to death.
— Scary VanderWerf (@shariv67) October 6, 2015
Kelly Oxford (@kellyoxford)
There are two kinds of people in the world: Good people, and people who get in the elevator before waiting for people to exit the elevator.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) October 1, 2015
Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) Note: my mom thinks this is how the world works too.
Me: hi yes is this the tv show bones? THE TV SHOW BONES: yes Me: can i write for you THE TV SHOW BONES: ok -how my dad thinks life works
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) October 10, 2015
Mamrie Hart (@Mametown)
Language studies are WEIRD. You refer to telling a secret as ‘letting the cat out of the bag’ & that’s what I call taking off my underwear.
— mamrie hart (@mametown) October 19, 2015
Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw)
now that it’s getting cold out, I’m climbing into my sweatpants cocoon. see you in 4 months
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) October 3, 2015
Shelby Fero (@shelbyfero)
If I’m not sure how to pronounce your name do you want me to ask u or keep coincidentally shoving food into my mouth every time I call you?
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) October 18, 2015
